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Post by Julius on Oct 24, 2008 0:11:35 GMT 8
post lang ng mga jokes dito.. pampalipas oras lang..
mas corny mas ok.. hehe...
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Post by Julius on Oct 24, 2008 0:12:31 GMT 8
Marami pa ring bagay sa mundo ang hindi maintindihan! Hindi maipaliwanag ng kahit sinong henyo...
Ikaw? Kaya mo ba ipaliwanag kung bakit ang CHICKEN BREAST eh walang utong?
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Post by Julius on Oct 24, 2008 0:12:55 GMT 8
draculas enter in a restauranrt:
RICH: give me fresh blood.
MIDDLE CLASS: give me dinuguan.
POOR: hot water lang (took out a used MODESS), hay grabe anhirap ng buhay, tsaa nalang ako...
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Post by Julius on Oct 24, 2008 0:13:37 GMT 8
BF: nood tayo sine.
GF: hindi ka kiss?
BF: hindi.
GF: hindi ka hipo?
BF: hindi ah.
GF: hindi ka hawak boobs?
BF: hindi rin.
GF: eh finger?
BF: lalong hindi!
GF: T#$%&INAMO! Manood ka mag-isa mo.
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Post by Julius on Oct 24, 2008 0:14:00 GMT 8
An American and Erap were running out of a burning building, leaving some girls behind:
ERAP: what about the girls?
AMERICAN: f**k them!
ERAP: do we still have time?
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Post by Julius on Oct 24, 2008 0:14:45 GMT 8
A HUSBAND came home 4am and saw his WIFE in bed with another man. His WIFE shouted at him: where have you been?
HUSBAND: who’s that man?
WIFE: grabe ka, don’t change the topic!
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Post by Preslabez on Oct 26, 2008 10:54:17 GMT 8
Marami pa ring bagay sa mundo ang hindi maintindihan! Hindi maipaliwanag ng kahit sinong henyo... Ikaw? Kaya mo ba ipaliwanag kung bakit ang CHICKEN BREAST eh walang utong? Oo nga....Eto pa, ang hotdog ba pag inilagay mo sa ref eh dapat mo ng tawaging cold dog??  |
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Post by Preslabez on Oct 26, 2008 10:58:33 GMT 8
Cno sa inyo nakakakilala kay dagul? alam nyo ba na taga rito sa montalban un?sa may mediterenian subd. un
paki paalalahanan nyo pag nakita nyo sya hah , sabihen nyo mag ingat lage.... mahirap na....
kasi diba nung una namatay si Da king, sumunod si Daboy , baka susunod si Dagul na hehehe
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Post by Albert on Oct 31, 2008 12:45:10 GMT 8
Question: Ano ang pinagkaiba ng lumang tipan sa bagong tipan?
Answer: ang lumang tipan maluwag na ang garter.
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Post by Preslabez on Nov 2, 2008 10:58:59 GMT 8
Question: Ano ang pinagkaiba ng lumang tipan sa bagong tipan? Answer: ang lumang tipan maluwag na ang garter. hahaha  |
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